Half empty or half full?

It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, 

clearly there’s more room for alcohol.

Something fun and adventurous

Do something fun and adventurous tonight instead of killing time, because time is killing you.

Love someone

Love someone when they deserve it the least, 
because that's when they need it the most.

Beer. 
It's liquid Enlightenment in every pint.

Love makes the world go round.
Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, 

but the Bible says love your enemy. 

- Frank Sinatra

Jesus turned water into wine; 

Satan offered Adam and Eve an apple. 

See, alcohol isn't evil and healthy eating isn't always good. ;)