Love makes the world go round.
Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, 

but the Bible says love your enemy. 

- Frank Sinatra

Jesus turned water into wine; 

Satan offered Adam and Eve an apple. 

See, alcohol isn't evil and healthy eating isn't always good. ;)

The Head And The Heart

The Head And The Heart

She took a long hard swig from her glass, then an anxious drag off her half lit cigarette.

"I am tormented," she said, turning to me.

"I can tell," I remarked.

"What should I do?"

"Follow your heart."

"My heart says one thing, my mind another."

"That's because the heart and the mind are worlds apart, and always in conflict with each other."

She finished her wine, extinguished her cigarette, and sadly sighed.

"I traveled the world a hundred times over, and still can't reconcile the two," she lamented.

"The longest journey you will ever take in Life," I replied, pointing at my head at first, "Is from here...to here," I finished, as my finger traveled a mere foot and came to rest upon my chest...

Beer is proof that God loves us 

and wants us to have fun!

-Benjamin Franklin